theonion:

Romney Spends Most Of Factory Visit Yelling At Employees To Work Harder

“Now, someone like you we can easily fire,” Romney was overheard telling an employee removing paper bales from the mill’s loading space. “How exactly are you essential? No, honestly, give me one good reason—just one—why you should have a paying job here. Because I look at you and all I see is a pink slip and an extra 25 grand a year that could be funneled somewhere else.”

More.

the fuck…?

buzzfeed:

mrscottdavis:

Well hello to all of you!

amandavackrinos:

Holy mother of cheese.

Solid photoset.

funnyordie:

Rejected Poster for ‘Breaking Bad’ Season 5

Sometimes the first draft is the best draft.

Guess they couldn’t have it their way

ryanhatesthis:

FUN FACT: The first webcam was invented at The University of Cambridge to let people know if the coffee pot was full or not.

dontgetcomfortable:

Let’s get it!!

theworldsgame:

So this just happened: Usain Bolt in Rome (Diamond League), finishing his warmup just before his 100m run, wearing Italy’s shirt and KISSING IT. Fans went instantly insane.

Swag??

siphotos:

University of Bridgeport center Manute Bol goes shopping for groceries. (Jacqueline Duvoisin/SI) 

GALLERY: Rare Photos of Manute Bol

Holy shitt!!